Daily Life Humorous Random Rants

The one asshole I can’t escape from? Myself!

Awhile back I began to notice this fascination in certain people with faraway exotic places.  They rave, gush and drool whenever someone else mentions a place that they haven’t visited.  I understand that it’s a temporary extraction from the everyday familiarities that can dull one’s senses.  It’s something I think is basic and necessary to the core of existence. Then the conversation begins to steer towards something I hadn’t expected.  I begin to get the…

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Stupid: Possible candidate for alternative energy

You know that old cliche that hope springs eternal? You know what else springs eternal. Stupid! In my opinion stupid sprung eternal first. Hope followed a distant second. A very close third would be the hope that stupid is only a temporary state. I think we can all agree that stupid has not been a temporary state. It has clung to us like the funk which we attempt to hide covertly. Nobody is fooled. We…

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“You, too, can end your poverty with my 12 step . . . “

I was having lunch with some coworkers and the topic of poverty came up. You have that look of pity on your face. I understand. I shouldn’t discuss these sorts of topics with people whom I might offend. I’m a masochist. I know it. But I did. So deal with it. Someone had inferred that most of people in poverty earned their poverty. It was stated implicitly that the poor in general lacked the will…

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Hide all the Britney Spears albums! We have guests!

I can’t really say with absolute certainty, but I would venture that many people have a taste for pop music that they wouldn’t ordinarily admit. I remember during one particular moment in my adolescence one on my peers denigrating another for listening to a musical group that was deemed unfashionable. Of course, I, like all of my peers at that time lacking anything remotely close to originality or a spine, did nothing to defend the…

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Cynicism can do a body good

Why has cynicism become a connotation for something bad? There’s a place in the world for cynics. They raise doubt and questions. Doubts and questions isn’t appropriate under all circumstances, but I would venture that a majority of the critical decisions in life require it.  So considered me bugged when overly optimistic people who come up with all these great solutions that are suppose to ameloriate all our problem turn around and call me cynical…

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