I posit that the “Best of” postings on Craigslists will at some point in the far future become the equivalent of Plato’s Republic, I Ching and maybe even the Tao Te Ching. At worst, it could become our posterity’s Canterbury Tales. Only it’ll actually be fun to read [note 1]. There is so much to glean from every one of the postings. If you look closely and deeply enough, you will find the coarse, the…
I know this isn’t in the best taste and not particularly festive, but the following quote I came across cracked me up! kimsama 1:50 PM on Thu Feb 7 2008 @melanie.dawn: Eat free-range. That’s what I do. They get to live an animally life and frolic outdoors, then we eat them.
There’s a term out there for people who identify so intimately with an inanimate object that they completely give up all mental faculties when they open their mouths . . . fanboys. I didn’t know how extreme it could get until I saw this video. Apparently, he’s a big PS3/Final Fantasy fan. The word “fan” was created with just this sort of person in mind. A literal fanatic. I love some of his quotes. “I’m…
There have always been trends. I’m okay with trends. How else would everyone get their entertainment value if there hadn’t be some trend in the past that make people look so funny. Let me list a few. There was the “Michael Jackson red jacket” which was horrendously ugly even when it was on oh-so-cool (at the time) Mike. There was the obscenely expensive Air Jordan high-tops (another Michael, go figure) which every kid had to…
“What would you think of a woman that approached you first or asked you out?” As seen in this Craig’s list post by a female inquiring into the mind of the males of her species. I thought to myself, “Is she living her life in some faraway magical place where psychedelic mushrooms abound?” She might as well ask what I would do if I stumbled upon a Leprechaun with his pants around his ankles. I…