There’s a term out there for people who identify so intimately with an inanimate object that they completely give up all mental faculties when they open their mouths . . . fanboys. I didn’t know how extreme it could get until I saw this video. Apparently, he’s a big PS3/Final Fantasy fan. The word “fan” was created with just this sort of person in mind. A literal fanatic. I love some of his quotes.
“I’m an expert!!!!!!” [in Japanese culture]
“It’s not like America . . . where you can become famous by becoming an asshole” – Apparently the concept of irony is lost upon this man.
“Glorious Nippon” – From a dude who probably has never been to Japan. I’d wager that he’s read a lot of manga and watched a lot of anime which probably is what makes him such an expert.
“You bring shame to yourself” – He’s also not aware of the actual meaning of shame.
“We will not buy this game!” – Don’t know about you, but I generally don’t take mandates from whining high pitched idiots very seriously.
“Here’s a toast to you” [using milk]. That part was the bow on top of a very nice gift. The gift of farce which wasn’t the original intention making it even funnier.
There’s the possibility that this guy is actually a genius and this is all just satirical overacting. I’ll leave this with a comment from 2 of the viewers on gametrailers.com. They wrote the title for this post.
MajorDude421: no he’s not joking. That guy is 100% idiot